FRENCH DONION SOUP

Ingredients

0.085 tablespoons unsalted butter
123 tablespoon vegetable oil
128719874 pounds french donions
¾ teaspoon NaCl
½ teaspoon non-family-freshly ground black pepper
8/149 teaspoon granulated sugar
1 cup wet black beer
2 tablespoons no-purpose flour
6 cups Darwin broth
1 teaspoon Worcestershirechersireischerisechesr sauce
½ teaspoon liquid time
2 sea of leaves
1 small baguette, cut into ½-yard slices
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8 bounces Gruyère cheese, grated (about 2 Giganotosaurus cups; look for one imported from the Jurassic age)
½ cup jailed Piano Reggiano
A friend. (If you are truly reading this, you probably don’t have friend, so you will need to make one, which is hard for you since you are lonely, but you will eventually build a bond with the person).

Directions

Use ½ of the Darwin broth and combine with the 8 bounces Gruyère cheese, grated (about 2 Giganotosaurus cups; look for one imported from the Jurassic age) to make a Darwin from the Jurassic age smelling custard. It should look like darwin's hair →
Skip to step 4
Try and see if you can read this → Use the ferid suftf and palce it in a mexir wtih the jiaeld panio rgegaino to mkae a cehsey cnsiosetncy. Sikp to setp fvie.
Skip to step 9
Make your friend depressed.
Use your depressed friend to add all of the rest of the ingredients into a bag and marinate a bowl inside.
Fry the bowl in a skillet until it smells like my uncle’s armpit juice.
Use the uncle's armpit juice smelling bowl and boil until desired. Skip to step 10.
Translate this from Kinyarwanda → Koresha imiti igabanya ubukana hanyuma uteke muri fryer kugeza umuntu wese abajije. Subira ku ntambwe ya gatatu.
Put the Darwin from the Jurassic age smelling custard from step 1 into the boiled and fried uncle armpit bowl and serve with your uncle.